RATING: R, Action, fantasy, western
PLOT: ummm I don't know if there is a plot, but we'll try. Rayne, the half-human/half-vampire warrior, ventures to America's 1880's Wild West to stop the vampired Billy the Kid and his posse of vampire cowboys.
QUOTES:
Billy the Kid: Tell me Mr.
[reads card]
Billy the Kid: Pyles, is writing stories your reason to live?
Newton Pyles: ...Yes!
Billy the Kid: Then bare witness the greatest story ever foretold!
Rayne: [to Billy the Kid] Big speech... small guns... you tryin' to compensate for somethin'?
THOUGHTS: Billy the kid as a vampire!! Pat Garret as a do-gooder!! both in a vampire movie!!! A vampire movie set in the old west!! OH DEAR LORD A VAMPIRE MOVIE SET IN THE OLD WEST!! What more can I say.
SYNOPSIS:It's a hundred years later, and the dhampir Rayne has arrived in the town of Deliverance, Montana where a group of vampire cowboys have emerged. Led by Billy the Kid, hell-bent on creating is own kingdom, he slaughters townspeople and rounds up children. He spares the life of Chicago Chronicle reported Newton Pyles. Rayne aligns herself with Pat Garret, a member of the long-thought-dead Brimstone society, a dishonest preacher, and a low life named Franson, to stop Billy the Kid and show the world how the West was really won.
CONCLUSION: Well I watched the first film so it seemed logical to watch the second. Um wasted portions of life cannot be regained. In so I have wasted my time as to save yours. If the studio decides to have a sequel movie go straight to video 9 out of 10 times they probably shouldn't even make the film. This is one such case. DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!! AND A THIRD FILM IN THE WORKS SET DURING THE THIRD REICH!!! LORD HELP US ALL!! yeah I'll watch it for the completion of the trilogy. What an idiot I am.
THEIR RATING: VERDICT: 4/10
Probably about as good as any sequel to a flop based on a computer game has any right to be.
MY RATING: 0 OUT OF 5, The only saving grace of this film......Natassia Malthe, she is very beautiful. Pathetic acting all around. Shite Screenplay, DAMN to much negative to say about this film!!
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